New Race!

Lawks! What the deuce! We have a mystery figure on our screen!

I wonder if this is something to do with the 'new' Exodus Wars race?

Edenite Tanks Spotted

Watch this space! This is a WIP shot of the Edenite tanks that are coming your way!

As devotees of Exodus Wars will know, the Edenites came about from Eden Pharmacuticals. A corporation recently split from the Guild, their Legions have been enhanced into immortal, stronger and faster killing machines. Whilst they lack the later Guild innovations, they make up for it with the quality of their infantry. That isn't to say that they haven't had innovations of their own though. The Edenite tanks you see above are based on the original Guild vehicles that have been upgrade with the latest Edenite tech. Designed to strike terror into the hearts of their enemies they comprise of a tank destroyer, a twin barrelled MBT and a deadly anti infantry support vehicle.

Also in production is a set of Edenite jump troops, giving the Edenites yet more advantages in their infantry. The Edenites have both close combat and fire support mobile infantry giving them immense versatility.

The tank destroyer in particular will be useful for Edenite players who need assistance against the new Guild heavy tanks, the jump troops give a mobility advantage to help combat the Guild's overwhelming artillery advantage.

Chaps,

      I am the bearer of great tidings! Treadheads delight, the Guilds latest heavy tanks (Enforcer MKII UPV Troop and Exterminator Troop) are back in action, guns bristling they are revving up in the online store!

      In other news, the Khazari have also restocked the Valkyrie MKII, obviously in order to counter the Guilds mechanical monstrosities!

Edenite Walker Optional Arm

When we produce miniatures, we try and give our customer as many options as we can possibly cram in. Not everyone likes or wants to convert so extra bits provide an out of the box solution to give units more variety. Those who do like to convert get a host of bits to play with.

Here is one of the optional arms we are looking to include in the box, it is work in progress however and as such subject to change.

Edenite Walker Shoulder Pads

One of the things we spend a great deal of time focusing on is the details, here is a concept of the Edenite Light Walker from when we were concentrating on the shoulder pads.

Mmmmm thighs

My job is tough, real tough. For part of it, I was forced to stare at thighs non stop and repeatedly. Not just any thighs, but gorgeous thighs.

The kind of thighs that make a boy into a man, that resonate with power and lust.

Yes, that is right, I am talking Edenite robot thighs for the upcoming Edenite Light Walker!

For flips sake! Turns out that whilst I was snuggled up in bed with Percy munching on rice and watching 'Escape from New York', the American girls arrived and upped the ante. Whilst we sipped tea discussed Snake Plisskins role in educating the 80's Americans of the dangers of fundamentalist theocracy, the others had all stripped off and continued the pool party butt naked until 5 in the morning. Whilst Percy and I were tucked up and quietly snoring away dreaming of the green pastures of merry old blighty. Just outside our door we had unrivaled sexual shenanigans going on! On the bright side though we have no hangover whilst I am looking at the Welsh who have collapsed in a state of disarray on the airport seating. It is questionable whether or not they are still breathing.

Leaving Cochin now, we've had a pleasant few days relaxing by the pool and dining on fine food. The welsh gave us a cracking send off yesterday with a midday pool party, resulting in the usual debauchery one would expect. Ultimately the frivolities had to cease when a bottle of gin was smashed in the paddling pool section. Percy and I withdrew sozzled to watch escape from New York and consume food stuffs whilst the Welsh continued with round 2 in the pool.

So Percy continued valiantly in his attempt to woo said anonymous hot chick. Meanwhile, I joined the Eton boys in a pool invasion. Lovely water until we were ejected by hotel staff. They used the traditional bovine tactic of forming a circle and staring until you get the flip out. This worked wonders and I retreated to inform Percy who was blissfully unaware and uninterested in the increasingly annoyed boyfriend of said female. So I grabbed Dr. Nic, and we went for round 2 in the pool. Came back and Percy was busy dancing so joined him to the MJ soundtrack. A ton of naked Etonites stormed the ** some text is missing **

Ffs! After his little BJ fiasco Percy appears dead set of scoring with a ridiculously hot beastie! This is not cricket, I'm about to explode with rage unless the fates set me on a similar course. Or unless some one buys me a beer, that would also be acceptable.